I was about to stroll through the door of my local Schnucks on Saturday afternoon to pick up a few groceries, when all of a sudden this nine-year-old kid comes bolting out the exit door with two Schnuck's employees in hot pursuit. One of the employees was screaming "You may as well stop kid, we're gonna catch you." Now, apparently this shoplifter, who had about four or five items on him, had smuggled his loot out by stuffing it down his pants. And I think he may of had to unbutton his shorts to get everything to fit. So, as he was running away from the Schnuck's gestapo, his jean shorts began to fall off with each step. Unfortunately, the kid also decided not to wear any underwear that day. They eventually cornered him and it was all over. There were about ten customers, including myself, standing around watching this whole thing go down. What's funny is that no one was scared or tried to help chase the kid down. Everyone was too busy laughing.
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