Parking Problem

I am always on the lookout for something that I can contribute to Found Magazine. That is why I was so happy when I found this little gem in the parking lot at Target:


It was laying on the ground between two cars, none of which were mine. I am still tying to figure out if the writer of the note was trying to call the poor parker an asshole twice or if they just forgot to add the comma after the first asshole. Either way I think it's funny. I'll let you all know if it gets published.