Designer Jokes

What’s the difference between a designer and a hooker?
• None. They both get screwed by their clients.
• Clothing.
• A hooker doesn’t try to find a way for a job to take longer.
• For a designer, PMS is not an occupational hazard.
• Nothing. The client inevitably fucks them both.
• Designers and hookers aren’t different; both of their clients can be a pain in the ass.
• A designer gets paid for layouts, a hooker gets laid for payouts.
• Nothing. They’ll both do a quickie, overnight.
• Both are highly paid for feigning enthusiasm and getting fucked.


How many designers does it take to change a light bulb?
• Couldn't say… ask an account executive.
• Does it have to be a light bulb?
• No time to change the lightbulb, just make it look better.
• Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks
How many photographers does it take to change a lightbulb?
• Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine others to say “I could’ve done that.”


How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
• I don’t know, what do you think?


How many copywriters does it take to change a lightbulb?
• I don’t care, I’m not changing another damn thing!


How many web designers does it take to change a lightbulb?
• Three. One to change the structure, one to update the style, and one to blog about the inadequate bulb support offered by today’s socket manufacturers.